Desmond: "You're just jealous because I'm more popular than you !"
But seriously, those would be some darn tame pidgeons. Unless being inside animus has suddenly given Desmond an unnatural connection to them (along with the obsession) and now he's become a bird whisperer !
Anyway, cute and random ideas FTW! Reminds me that I should complete Revelations soon... I kinda paused my playthrough on the last chapter for some reason about half a year ago and I still haven't completed the game. Once I get that out of the way I can safely start reading articles about the upcoming AC:III and slowly but surely fall into "hyper fangirl-mode".